Have You Ever?

Have you ever read a book or watched a movie and, in that movie or book, the characters spoke a certain way? Probably. I read an amazingly good book recently. It was based in the 1800s. The characters spoke a little differently than now a days. I was just thinking to myself, "I feel a little queer." What the heck? Who talks like that anymore? That wasn't the only time it happened either. Oh, what troubles I have! I don't know what I'm going to do.