My Exciting Trip to The....

Grocery Store!! Woohoo! Yeah...Sorry. I haven't been out much. Anyways, I was at the grocery store because my sibling and I persuaded my mom to get us some Gatorade. In one of the aisles we were passing through, there was a thirteen year old boy. Or should I say gangster? Baggy clothes and big, shiny earrings. Whatcha doin' in here, little boy? Looking for your gang buddies? They're in aisle 4. So afterward, my brother and  I scoped the place for Gatorade. While we were scoping, I glanced at a woman passing me, and I did a double take-KATE MIDDLETON. What are you doing here?!? Was it her, or was it her long-lost twin who, apparently, is still lost? That discovery was almost as exciting as when we found our long-awaited Gatorade.