I decided...

...to make a smoothie to try and be healthy, and my mom comes in the kitchen while I'm trying to make it. "That's not how you're supposed to make a smoothie in that blender. It's a special kind." So she takes over. How I think you should make a smoothie: Put the dang fruit in the blender and blend it. It sounds complicated, I know. Turns out my mother was right, though. Partially, at least. It wasn't blending according to plan, so she had to fix it up. This post is getting boring, but just wait. No, the smoothie didn't explode out of the blender. But when she turned on the "blend" switch, the noise was so loud it sounded like a tornado was coming, God-forbid. "Ma, a storm's a'brewin'!" For a moment I was scared for my life. Yeah, that's kind of sad...that I was scared of a blender...But huzzah! It turned out pretty tasty. We conquered the blender! This is the kind of material you would find in a horror blender movie probably. Hopefully there won't be a sequel: The Revenge of the Blender. Ooh...I almost got chills.