Poor Choices of Names

WILLIAM WILLIAMS- Really?? He was a famous poet. Well actually his full name was William Carlos Williams.  I would always say my middle name too if I had that name. 

DOYLE- Come on! It sounds like a doily!

HUGH HEWITT- wow.

JELLO- need I say more?

APPLE- oh my goodness.

I'm not trying to make fun of the people. I'm trying to understand the parent's lack of creativity for their children that have almost the same exact first and last name. I also feel sorry for the few people in this world that are named after food.