So I was talking to a couple younger girls from my church and they were complaining that they don't have boyfriends.
"All of my friends have boyfriends!"
Are you kidding me?
You're like nine! Or something like that..
Since I'm older (and wiser) than them, I try to console the poor, deprived little girls.
"You don't need a boyfriend! I haven't had one yet!" One of the girls looks at me and says with the snobbiest voice and big eyes:
"Never?? You've like never had a boyfriend??"
I answered.
"Nope!"
Then she gives me this disgusted glare like I have no life or something! What does she even know...
