Wedding Time!

So I decided to observe at a wedding I went to. There's a really pretty castle feel at the venue. I noticed a lot of high heels. Actually I gulped hard when I saw a woman's 5 inch heels. You either flaunt it or you look like your about to fall on your face..I've seen both. Go flats! haha I had my own name card! It made me feel special...:P Rockin the accordian music! Me: "Hey! Why did that table get their food first?!?" Sister: "That's the head table..." Me: What's your point?" Haha no, I'm not that conceited.  Uh-Oh! Here comes an old family-creeper. 60ish, tall guy, blue, button-down shirt, navy tie, gray hair...creeper written all over him. Why did my mom wave back?? Can she not tell he's a creeper?!? Anyways, is the bride allergic to salt?? Sorry, kinda mean, but true.. I had to put a few shovels of salt on my plate.. Does this meal consist of chicken or a whole chihuahua?? It's so big!